| Senator_Cynum | Date: Thursday, 22 May 14, 3:41 AM | Message # 1 |
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| The Lomen Ryuun-class Automated Freighter is officially renamed the Tradestar-class Automated Freighter.
The direct route to Druckenwell will be maintained thanks to the avowed loyalty of the Druckenwellite people to the ideals of the Trade Federation and to lessen the embarrassment of their Senator seemingly having a psychotic breakdown and fleeing his homeworld after selling off his assets. Wherever Mr Ryuun may be, we hope he gets the psychiatric help he clearly needs, but foremost that he is physically well and has not, as rumours suggest, committed suicide; despite the Outer Rim Herald's report he was found to have died in a spice den and brothel on Axilla while performing acts of autoerotic asphyxiation in the womens restroom.
Senator Prentiss Cynum
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Senator for the Trade Federation
Chair of the Trade Commission
Chair of the Security Committee
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