I's a on'er-airy colonel in the Dantooin' militia. Oughta count for some'm. I's flown cropdusters before too. Wrecked a couple o'em, but I reckon I'd do just fine if'n I was sober.Added (19 April 14, 8:38 PM)
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And ain't nobody play the boot like I done, y'ear boy?
Added (19 April 14, 8:39 PM)
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Nobody nohow, boy howdy.
Added (19 April 14, 8:44 PM)
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We is talkin' 'bout a panty raid, ain't we?
Added (19 April 14, 8:46 PM)
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Ain't raided a whole planet before. But they say I done crazier things.
Added (19 April 14, 8:49 PM)
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And if'n I ain't learned but one thing o'er the years, is you don't punch a man while he's chewin' tobacca.
Added (19 April 14, 8:50 PM)
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Or kick a cow pod on a hot day, natch.
Added (19 April 14, 8:53 PM)
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Aw hell, sounds like my meth shed done blown. I better see to it Jessup ain't blown hisself up.
Added (19 April 14, 8:56 PM)
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If he ain't, I'ma learn that boy myself for trespassin' on my proppity.
Added (19 April 14, 9:05 PM)
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Turns out it weren't my meth shed. It were my moonshine. I'm goin' need a new bathtub. Ain't no hurry though, I don't use it for nothin'.
'cept moonshine, o'course.
