| Jamie_the_Hutt | Date: Thursday, 27 February 14, 8:21 PM | Message # 1 |
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| A Holo Communication would open, the level of communication would indicate it was a direct communique from a Head of State of one of the dozen or so Independent Sector sized entities in the known Galaxy. The holo would first show the symbol of the Cygnus Star Empire and then would be replaced with the image of the Grand Vizier, a Zeltron who Jamie had essentially hired because he really did look the part of a Grand Vizier, right down to the evil eyebrows and chuckle. There really was something odd about when people got a red button on their turban they just seemed to go completely and utterly evil, perhaps it would one day merit study, on if the position made individuals evil, if only innately evil people could get the position or whether there was some meritocratic element in the ranking of scheming evil doers that lead to the most evil bastards rising to the top.  I am Grand Vizier Pompous Derelictus of the Most Awesome and Terrible Cygnus Star Empire. I speak on behalf of the Emperor himself! His Corpulent and Imperial Majesty, Bey, Sultan, Padishah, Sire of the Ancient and Prestigious House Desilijic, Nephew of the Majestic Jabba Tiure, Grandson of the most Gargantuan Zorba Tiure, Grand Nephew of the Falstaffian and Potent Jiliac Tiron who is ruler of Dilbana. King of Kings, Prince of Princes, Commander of the People and Successor to the Emperor Cygnus, Custodian of the Two Libraries, Imperiestro de la Cigno Stelo Imperio, High Warden and Tollmaster of the Oktos Hyperspace Trade Route, Illustrious Guarantor of Contract within the Domains established by my father of ages the most High, Supreme and August Emperor Cygnus I, and Facilitator of Happiness within the same. Fountain of Honour and Justice within his many Domains, Sublime Autarch of the Oktos Cloud, Rightful and Potent Despot of all the Oktos Sector and all that lies within it, Dread Scourge of the Daalang sector, Captain General and Generalissimo of the Cygnus Military, Servant and Master of the Cygnite Systems. Jamulon Tiure Supreme Sovereign of the Cygnus System, Including Cygnus I, II, III, IV, V, VI, VII, VIII, VX as well as all other Planetoids, Gas Clouds, Interstellar Debris and all else that lie therein the Heliopause of that System, also Supreme Sovereign of Phlebas System including Phlebas I, II, III, IV and all other Planatoids, Gas Clouds, Interstellar Debris and all else that lie therein. Comandant of the Ordnance/Regional Depot on the Second Planet of the System bearing the name of the Star Wylan, Military Governor of the Ord Wylan System in General, Supreme Grand and Sovereign Potentate of the Nirellia System, including Nirellia I, II, III, IV and all other Planatoids, Gas Clouds, Interstellar Debris and all else that lie therein, Supreme Sultan of the Mhalanduin system, including the Planet Edime and all other Planatoids, Gas Clouds therin, Interstellar Debris and all else that lie therein, Royal Suzerain of the Vavatch System, The ten worlds bearing the name of Vavatch, and all other Planetoids, Gas Clouds therein, Boundless Navigator King of the Dakaret System including Dakaret I, II, III and IV and all other Planetoids, Gas Clouds therein, Exalted and Splendid Master of the Dakaret Ports, Magnificent Steersman of the Dakaret Merchant Flotilla, as well as all the dependencies and borders, and many other systems and territories. Etc. Etc.
It is custom that the Emperor would mention a personal matter before I proceed to business. With regard to the matter of the, Cirpacious Sector, The Divine One Jamulon Bey regrets that his uncle was disinclined to risk further disharmony with the Republic while there is a popular brewing of hatred towards the Esteemed and Corpulent, the Most Weighty of Species, the Hutts. However, you may have noticed a number of reports of various rather well maintained bomber and fighter strikes on Trade Federation depots, their subsidiary trade lanes and even a few strikes on the big freighters. I do hope that your esteemed brothers in Commerce who you must no doubt respect as friendly competition have not had their business hampered. Indeed, there were even allegations circling that the hyperspace trails from these craft indicated they might be heading for our own space. It would be laughable if it were not such a scurrilous rumor, would it not? And the most ridiculous part was that His Corpulence's rescue and salvage ships were repeatedly accused by federation officials of being complicit in the attacks, due to being first on the scene! such disturbing falsehoods these avaricious Corporations will spread against any who is of the Hutt species. When my Lord the Autatch of the Oktos Cloud heard these rumours he summoned the Trade Federation Ambassador immediately but the little stunted creature had little to say when boomingly accused to single combat for his scurrilous lies and falsehoods.
Jamulon, the Facilitator of Happiness has expressed that he would be very willing to consider barring the Trade Federation's merchantmen from his ports and spacelanes, if there were another supplier who could provide the right level of service and reliability of service within the Sector, which might well mean equally that it would be advisable to humbly solicit the Hutt Council's protection, which I have been assured they will grant for a reasonable rate, in order to have the Neimoidians pushed back from their doorstep. His Corpulence would naturally require a few boons for himself. The restoration of the hulk of the old Emperor's flagship into a spaceworthy and luxurious palace would perhaps be a generous gift, as well as gratis shipping for a reasonable volume of the produce he himself wishes to export to the Republic from his many estates across the Empire, they contain many mines that could produce useful goods.
Furthermore, the esteemed high patron of arts, Jamulon Tiure has a great love of the music sung by Mon Calamari and Calibop, if there would be a way of facilitating a suitable number of visiting singers monthly (who might well remain here and would be warmly and herbaciously welcomed, immersed in a variety of oil baths and be given the honour of being served at the Emperor's right hand. If this supply can be met, as well as a quantity monthly of a certain sauce from Dantooine the Emperor is partial to, he would assure you that you would be granted exclusive importer status on Republic Goods for a hundred years. If the Emperor is pleased he will doubtless grant you further largesse and lavish you with gifts when fate and the fortunes of his transactions with you are profitable. In addition to a grant of nobility and title to legally allow you to hold hereditary monopolies (as none but the nobility may hold a hereditary title, office or privilege without title. If the Trade Federation attempted to ignore the Emperor's perfectly legal wish to have them leave, then he would issue letters of Marque and Reprisal to the many free captains of the region who would doubtless be keen on removing them.
Also, I pray you hear an amusing rumour I have a whim to tell you, I have heard that if a man goes to the Gambling Emporium between the Whore Pits and the Bronze Avenue in the entertainment district and placed a bet on a Swoop Race at 7pm Cygnus Time daily, writing his wish below the letters EDT, all in the Huttese language, whatever it may be for, for a shipment to arrive, or a shipment to say.. not arrive... on the bet card and hands it to the man who takes the bets, that many times people have found that the wish came true, so long as they provided the path and timings of the route on the card. A bizarre folk superstition I am sure but one which amuses me and which if you are a superstitious man might be to your liking. As you can see the Cygnus Star Empire has many beautiful folk traditions and I look forward to welcoming you into our ways as together the Cygnus Star Empire and your company make profit.
A thousand and one salutations.
Jamulon Desilijic Tiure
known as "Jamie the Hutt"
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Bey of the Cygnus Star Empire
Nephew to Jabba the Hutt
Associate Member of the Hutt Cartel
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